the adventures of vicente fernadez
Current mood: a purple ssock

One day, i was in a park, it was fun. i saw a dog. it was brown. i saw a squirrel, it was also brown. potatoes make me thirsty, but they come in sacks. i want to live on neptune, but i have a poor sence of direction so mapquest assists me. i dont like it when pople label stuff like "skater" or "surfer" or "baller" or "emo" stuff like that. i also dont like it when someone talks about themself too much. i nether nor like ashan people much because they are bery loud and worry about their hair too much. i want to meet a girl with blonde hair and blue eyes, but if i like a girl, i tend to not be myself around them. ussualy when i hang out with people i dont like-like, i dont relly try to impress them, but i suppose that is why they eventually get to like me. Around girls i like, i act very shy and thats why they dont like me. if this goes on, ill be alone for eternity, which is a bery long time. i dont like spraining my toes or stepping on cracks. i think that god is a nice fellow and satan is a woman. Vicente fernadez is a mariachi man and is pround to sing his hispanic language. the most i like about a girl is her hair, her eyes, and her voice. keybaords are dumb because they are not in alphabetical order. i dont like cell phones or music of the pop nature. brintey spears is pretty hot but kirah knightly is way better and better than that, is a girl who is in my science class but i wont tell you who that blonde is. i dont really like it when people get me gifts, i dont know how to react. i am a very boring person who likes to "chill" but does not like it very cold. when i grow up, i will become an eskimoe and live in the wild artic and catch wild turtles to tame as my minions, just like the wicked witch of the west and her flying monkey minions. i will cut holes in the ice and fish for sharks. i will befriend the aboniable snowman and he shall become my roomate soon enough. but especialy, i dont like it when people sleep naked, that is inhuman.